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I Tracked Over a Dozen Metrics Every Week of 2023. Here’s What I Found.
"I think I'd like some data!" late 2022 me said to myself. So for all of 2023 I tracked 12+ metrics every single week. I wasn't quite sure what I'd find -- but I knew that with the mix of qualitative and quantitative data I had going on, it was going to be good. I...
Dear Internet. It’s not me, it’s you.
We had such a good thing going. We went from having less than $10 in the bank living in somebody else’s dorm room to living a full, rich life, running a business that’s grossed 7 figures+, and most importantly, doing work that’s won awards for people’s businesses, put...
On Coerced Mediocrity (Or: Why All Your Tech is Annoying You)
Prefer to listen? Click here. I knew I was in trouble when I started googling answers and couldn't find anything. I had found myself getting really old-lady grumpy about seeing AI tools pop up in every single platform I use. Un-removable AI tools. Which I did not...
Anatomy of a Bad Ad Campaign
The first time I saw it, I skimmed past it, because it's an ad, and that's what we do. But then it kept popping back up in my Instagram, so it caught my eye. If you, like me, are guffawing at the amount, you're not alone. The internet had a lot to say...
You Are Not a Metaphor
Prefer to listen? Click here. People who only know me by my city face often find it surprising when they learn that I listen to a lot of country music. No, not the "truck go vroom, gun go boom, I am a Christian White Nationalist" flavor -- the truly outlaw stuff....
No, The Apocalypse Is Not Upon Us
Prefer to listen instead? Click here. The internet's over. Let's all go home. "Or, no, wait, things are actually great, and you're making your best month yet!" "Or, no no, we're seeing the effects of AI and it's all going to bounce back any second now."...
Human is the Only Move Left
This is part 3 of a 3 part series. Click here to read part 1. Click here to read part 2. Want to listen to me read this to you while gazing at you fondly? Click here. So, we've got two trends that are all, at their core, about dehumanization. Work like you're a...
The third wave of masculine marketing is here. It’s smart. It’s woke. And it’s horrifying.
Want to hear me read this to you while gazing at you fondly? Click here. This is part 2 of a 3 part series. Read part 1 here. The term "softboy" came across my IG feed earlier this year. (Which probably means it's like, 7 years out of date now because I am old, so by...
The Big Lie
Want to listen to me read this to you while gazing at you fondly? Click here. I follow a bunch of online business and marketing people, which has my algorithms thinking that I am in constant and dire need of more business and marketing training, so chances are, if...
A call to courage
Want to listen to me read this to you? Click here. “We are on the edge of greatness. It's easy to feel that potential, in this moment, as we come to a transition point in a year, starting a whole new decade. But the truth is, we're always there. The difference between...
Please Don’t Stop. Please Do Pause.
Prefer to hear me read this to you? Listen here. I’ve been running this business for 10 years. In that time, there’s been a recession. Racist riots. A presidency so hated its start depressed online business for a quarter. And now a global pandemic that has...
Study Montage: 5 Concepts You Need to Know to Be an Effective Writer
Want to hear me read this to you? Click here. 1. "You’re spam until you prove otherwise." Researchers have found that we see most people we encounter as objects, rather than full-on humans. This is one reason people are pre-disposed to tune you out. The fix: to write...
The Big, Smack-You-In-The-Face Clue About Your Audience That You Never Think About
Want to hear me read this to you? Click here. It lumbers into your business, ugly and mishapen, takes your content strategy and crushes it into an amorphous, useless mess. Enter the Frankenavatar. This deadly bastard is what I call situations when you have several...
Why Doesn’t Anyone Care About What You’re Selling? Because You’re Not Teaching Them How. Here’s The Fix.
Want to hear me read this to you? Click here. In 1991, a researcher put a bunch of people into pairs and gave one person in each pair a piece of paper with the title of a very well known song on it -- things like The Star Spangled Banner and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little...
Put the Merit Badges Down
Want to hear me read this to you? Click here. Dig if you will, the picture: It’s 10-ish years ago. Kanye was gonna let Taylor finish at the MTV awards. Harem pants were making their brief resurgence. Shimmery vampires were driving teenyboppers and soccer moms alike...
The Key to Compelling Writing: Hijacking Elephants
Want to hear me read this to you? Click here. There is sooooooo much written about how to get people’s attention online — from hacks and buzzwords to algorithms and popups and lions and tigers and bears, oh my! But what if you could somehow get somebody’s attention in...
How to be Vulnerable Online without Coming Across as an Attention-Seeking Jerk
Want to hear me read this to you? Click here. Of all the online entrepreneur-y buzzwords, I find myself the most conflicted about “authentic”. It’s seen as one of the pillars of the community — we’re not like those corporate sell outs, we’re authentic. Our lives are...
Why Your Sales Emails Disappear Into a Black Hole of Nothingness (And How to Fix It.)
Want to hear me read this to you? Click here. There's nothing quite as dispiriting as taking the time to set up an email campaign, getting the little high five from the Mailchimp monkey, then getting ... absolutely nothing in return. And yet, it's pretty damn common....